Category: Shopping

“CA is already too expensive and this bill will make your grocery prices even higher. Tell lawmakers NO on AB 2034.”

This isn’t MY opinion. This is my call for input. I want to know what YOU think.

What do you think?

You can get milk from a goat

But from oats? Nope!

Not oats.

Oats don’t have baby oats.

Goats do have baby goats.

Goat ice cream would be good in floats.

Better than float made with oats.

If you’ve ever had an oat float, it blows.

Let me knock before I try cause I don’t know.

I don’t want to know and I think it shows.

Bob’s Red Mill and Quaker, bro.

Take them from your shopping tote, just let’em go.

You don’t ever have to buy them any more.

Knock them off the counter, watch them hit the floor.

Let’s see where they land, kixk them out the door.

Goat milk, pour it over ice, yeah baby, pour some more.

If you want some you could find me at the goat milk store.

Oat milk confuses children, “What’d you buy this for?”

I don’t drink oat milk. I doesn’t have enough Vitamin G.